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3 rules for a woman to be happy Be-Pelando.com

These rules gave them to me a friend!

My friend trying to

The First Rule: There are only 3 classes
Male: 1-dogs, 2-the worse than dogs (rats), and 3 .- Gays ........... NO MORE. If you have a dog
Become a blind eye and keep it, if you mounted horns, not the other boats because sooner or later you the mount, and at least as this what you want and you know ....

The Second Rule:
Fidelity in men is in the three chakras;
(1) The head, (2) the heart or feeling, and (3) the sex. Each one is located in an area of \u200b\u200bthe body. And was told that the East since time memorial (says my friend). And his explanation is that, if all are 100% of fidelity, each they represent 33.33%, if man is faithful in his head and heart, and is faithful in a 66.66% if we add 20% of sexual chakra is a 87% fidelity, is a result mathematically infallible. Remember that math does not fail ... The other 12% or 13% is for social solidarity .....

The Third Rule:
If a woman wants to be happy is after taking the above rules and try to be number 1 in the life of a man, ie the wife, mother of the children or girlfriend with the option of marriage ....... there goes down the list. Then there is for example No. 2 who is a friend plus ultra ... could be the No. 1 but this already exists, then comes No. 3, the friend with the right .... sucevimante so then, if you're the No. 1 dog and understand the chakras of fidelity ..... YOU WILL BE HAPPY (Says my friend.) He said
each level in the list have rights and obligations, such as N ° 1 has all privileges and prerogatives, she does not know of the existence (in principle, remember that it turns a blind eye) of any of the others, and all others know of their existence.

concludes saying " So you know, looking for a boyfriend to be the No. 1 and be happy if you follow the rules that I presented you today buddy, also can be happy being No. 2, No. 3 ... ....... depends on what you want ! ".